Scandal! Controversy!

[mike_kraust]

Ok, things have been too fucking quiet in this little Journal, apart from the friendly competition between Jasshole and I (you can take your 27k points and stick them up your ass!). So I need to stir up some controversial shit, you know? Something that'll really provoke a blurdy reaction, but something I still can believe in so I'm not a

Comments

You mean it isnt?

[swordmistress]

Shit and all this tiem I been dating a satyr...

Re: You mean it isnt?

[mike_kraust]

Be glad you don't live in pissy England. Fucking an animal can equal life imprisonment there. That's some crazy-ass shit, you know? Well, you wouldn't want to live in England regardless; their food majorly sucks. Learn how to cook, ya nasty cockswagglers!

In CA, it's a misdemenor (beastialty, not English cooking). Pretty small, but it's the principle of the thing, damn it! The man thrusting his Sunday school morality on us, and all that bollucks. Who are you gonna believe: some fucking 488 year old senile Italian who happens to have a damned neat hat, or your very own Jesus Kraust? I think we all know the answer to that.

But come on, I want some controversy! Let's mix things up and shit.

[jassal_falcrast]

Your New Icon Sucks.

How's that for controvesy?

[mike_kraust]

Naruto > Jasshole.

Hey, fuck you; Naruto kicks ass. You just don't know. . .

[galaxyspinner]

I think I speak for animals everywhere when I say stay the hell away. The moment you want to start expressing human emotions on a cow is the moment you have to start giving human rights to a cow, and I LOVE HAMBURGERS, DAMMIT! Besides, the next time you go for fast food, just stare between the buns of your order and wonder whether there's some fat Alabaman who had already put the Jack in the Box. If you're not going to eat that, can I have it?

Mmm, special sauce...