Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

OMFG, Dumbledore dies because Snape kills him!

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Sweet.

-Kraust

I'm not gonna be Kraust today. No, it's plain old Martin coming over here to rant on. About what, you might ask. The end of Book of Dreams. So this won't be some funny shit Kraust or Jaques-ause spouts off. This is gonna be a fairly down-to-earth OOC thing. So read on.

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It is I, the most illustrious and praised Baron von Jaques-ause. I have come here to this filthy journal of gross depravity and other commoner-level activities to perhaps serve as an example of true Sidhely behaviour. I know no commoner could truly excell at the dignified arts of Sidhe nobility as I do; in fact, the very notion is laughable! But ( Read more... )

Ok, things have been too fucking quiet in this little Journal, apart from the friendly competition between Jasshole and I (you can take your 27k points and stick them up your ass!). So I need to stir up some controversial shit, you know? Something that'll really provoke a blurdy reaction, but something I still can believe in so I'm not a ( Read more... )

Play the game: Curveball

Post your high scores here, let's see what kinda crazy shit we can do. Maybe, one of you little shits will even beat mine. Doubt it, though.

High Score - 22150 (lvl.7)

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"What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"
-Kraust

"On suffering. You gotta wonder about suffering. Like, why is it even here? Who let this crap into the universe? Aren't there like, karmic bouncers patrolling the space-time continuum, making sure a nuisance like suffering doesn't creep into existence? Where does this shit come from ( Read more... )

Alright, I suppose I oughta give some little chat on what happened ( Read more... )

Instructions:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the resultant sentence in your journal along with these above instructions.

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"Indeed, supose there were-suppose T could not be in state A without first ascertaining that it was in state A (by first passing through a sequence of other ( Read more... )

OK, so three midgits walk into a bar.

Midget 1 says, "Say, I heard the Guiness book of World Records is giving cash money to people who can break existing records.  I was thinking of going down there.  I bet I have the smallest fucking arms in the world."

"Are you shitting me?"responded Midget 2.  "I'll go with you, I bet I have the smallest legs ( Read more... )