Hail, Lowly Readers

[mike_kraust]

It is I, the most illustrious and praised Baron von Jaques-ause. I have come here to this filthy journal of gross depravity and other commoner-level activities to perhaps serve as an example of true Sidhely behaviour. I know no commoner could truly excell at the dignified arts of Sidhe nobility as I do; in fact, the very notion is laughable! But

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[jassal_falcrast]

Thank god you've never been to a proper court, or else you'd not be around to entertain us.

[mike_kraust]

What do you mean by that, knight? I'll have you know I will not tolerate an insult from one of lesser rank than myself. But perhaps this is a misunderstanding. Jassal Fallcrast, Knight ap Ailil, I ask of you to explain yourself. Failing a proper explanation I may be forced to challenge you to a duel. Even if the explanation is proper, I may still duel you. Being that pointless duels are one of the pillars of Shidehood and such.

Come to think of it, you have been seen fraternizing with commoners quite a bit. I do hope it has not rubbed off onto you; such a thing would be disasterious, indeed. Verily.

[jassal_falcrast]

You simpering slime, your ignorence and lack of etiqutte betrays your utter incompetence and worthlessness. Be glad that I don't duel the retarded or else I would happily remove your tongue from your mouth as to prevent you from spouting any more hyperbole. Be still, lest I forget my oaths and end your miserable existence right here.

[mike_kraust]

How DARE a mere Knight choose to talk back to his superior? Your trecherous words just smack of "independant critical thought", one of the greatest evils the Sidhe face today! I hearby challenge you to a duel!

And by "I challenge you", I certainly in no way mean that I, personally, will fight you. I mean, fight by own battles? Please; I am a SIDHE, after all. In traditional Sidhe roundaboutery, I will name a champion for you to fight.

And for you commoners tracking this, the military prowess of another individual is indeed directly related to my validity in this argument. Why so many commoners can't grasp this obvious corralation is clearly evidence to show the inferiority of their miniscule, non-Sidhe minds.

Verily.