You never realize how sexy someone is until you've had them and then they fucking tease you and don't let you have them again for three days. Soleil, you know exactly what you're doing, don't you? Of course you do, you're a woman and that means you know exactly what you do to me. Not only do you know what YOU'RE thinking, you know everything I'm ( Read more... )

I slept in today, on account of staying up way too late with lots of people. Ha. Anyway, when I woke up, Soleil was making me pancakes. Can you believe it? PANCAKES. I don't think anybody has ever attempted to make even RICE in my kitchen, much less pancakes. I still can't believe it ( Read more... )

I want to teach Soleil guitar so I don't annoy her so much when I play ( Read more... )

i'm still here, i'm just confused. about what i want, and what i need, and whether they conflict or go along with each other and just...everything. soleil, i'm sorry i haven't been the best of hosts. i'll try to do better.

-waits impatiently to talk to soleil- i'm lurking...leave me comments.

soleilmoon_frye made me my new icon, with a tiny bit of help from kimsmith. She's coming to stay in NYC with me for sure now. Her flight takes off at 10 Cali time, she said she'd be here in the early morning. I'm doing my best to resemble the second-coming naked picture. Hah ( Read more... )

I've found a few things to be true so far.

soleilmoon_frye thinks I'm sexy and wants my puppies, for which she has to come to NYC because I'm a lazy bastard and I love my hometown too much.

If you offer the LJ Paid Account Fairies sexual favors, it doesn't do jack shit to get you more icon space.

michelles_lake is more fun than a box of chocolate-covered fruits. I'm going ( Read more... )

My name's Mike Pitt, and I like sex. Any questions?