Comments | mike_smith: Sneakin' Out the Hospital

mike_smith

Sneakin' Out the Hospital

Aug 30, 2006 23:52

Enh, I got nothin'.

( Cut Like a Knife, But it Feels So Right )

prisonerofazkaban

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tekalynn August 31 2006, 04:45:29 UTC

Cat and rat and preteen brat. What fun!

princessgos August 31 2006, 17:06:46 UTC

I'm puzzled as to why Dumbledore, who allows psychotic, sadistic personnel to abuse the children, who permits dangerous creatures to roam the grounds, and who hires the stupendously incompetent Hagrid as a teacher is such a stickler for permission slips to visit Hogsmeade. What could possibly happen to the children in the village (in broad daylight no less) that could possibly be worse than the dangers they face daily inside the school grounds?

tekalynn September 1 2006, 00:51:01 UTC

*straight faced*

Oh, that's because it's (ahem) so much (*snort*) SAFER at Hogwarts than anywhere else, don'cha know? (*guffaw*)

Trelawny has the sight... lovehonorlife August 31 2006, 04:51:34 UTC

Honestly, that is a pretty lame prediction. It would have been more impressive if she told Hermione something like this...

http://killakitten.ytmnd.com/

And then she caught Ron wanking to kill Crookshanks. THAT would be psychic.

Re: Trelawny has the sight... jim_smith August 31 2006, 05:09:47 UTC

That poor kitten! How can they do something like that! That cruelty towards felines makes me want to present an abbreviated example of something that doesn't justify it...what am I thinking of...right on the tip of my tongue...

Re: Trelawny has the sight... mike_smith August 31 2006, 05:21:35 UTC

NEDM?

You beat me to it. lovehonorlife August 31 2006, 06:10:21 UTC

I was going to counter with this one, with how it started.

http://godnedm.ytmnd.com/

jim_smith August 31 2006, 05:11:05 UTC

Wood also cites the awesome talent of his Beaters, Fred and George. I find that hard to swallow

This is the filthiest one-and-a-half sentences ever.

merenwen_81 August 31 2006, 11:39:45 UTC

Did you know Oliver Wood was played by Sean Biggerstaff in the films? Cue lots of sniggering.

You probably don't give a damn, but in the tea drinking scene I always find it interesting that Snape backs out from the room like he's afraid Lupin will attack him even though he's still a human. He wants to make sure Lupin drinks the potion, but Lupin won't touch it before Snape is out of the room. I've seen some assay suggesting Lupin does that because he knows Snape is scared and he's a sadistic bastard. Personally, I think he didn't feel like giving Snape the satisfaction of seeing him drink a potion that tastes like shit.

trishalynn August 31 2006, 12:41:18 UTC

But Biggerstaff is very hot, so I ignored the silliness of his name.

kirabana August 31 2006, 23:38:19 UTC

seconded

linda_lupos August 31 2006, 13:08:19 UTC

*still laughing* I honestly never picked up on the, err, homoeroticism of the Snape/Lupin interaction in that scene. Mainly because I was too busy concentrating on Lupin (mmm, Lupin) but whatever. It DOES sound... odd. :p

It probably won't help much when I say that all the 'filler' will make sense and turn out to have had a point in the end, will it?

mike_smith August 31 2006, 22:14:49 UTC

It probably won't help much when I say that all the 'filler' will make sense and turn out to have had a point in the end, will it?

Unless Sirius cleverly disguised himself as Crookshanks, twenty-one sundaes, and Harry's Aunt Marge, then no, it won't help at all.

tekalynn September 1 2006, 00:52:16 UTC

Well...keep reading.