Who says you can't go home.

I thought of a few benefits to sticking around here. So . . . we'll see.

Why the hell not.

Time for another annual round of who wants to sign Mike York.

Eligible teams, come on down.

Now I know what Devo meant with his unfulfilled expectations. Not that I didn't know long before now, but . . . well, it's all right.

Congratulations, Shawn.

Because everyone needs to get to know me.

I'm probably jinxing us, but who cares.

Hahahahahaha haaaa . . .

. . . 'Cause lots of guys have revived their careers in Phoenix, right?

They wanted me for an offensive role. That was pretty much the deciding factor in that.

Quit following me, losers, I'm not there anymore.

Anyone questioning my motivation better hope I play tomorrow.

You think I'm not motivated to keep them out of the playoffs? Tell you what.

So much for that theory. Go Habs go.

Oh, now that's just making it personal.

Whatever, I'm out.

Happy birthday, Marty. I raise a beer in your direction.