ive been painting all the airplanes, work is fun, what the fuck. William Thomas Eckenrode IV is quitting like a puss, but home boy who strangely none of my other friends know is getting hooked up fat with a job at my job, so i'll still be workin with a friend which makes it way cooler. and im getting more more dollars dollars, plus i "get money on ( Read more... )

lol hey you agricultural specialists out there in manchester, how bout i smoke a bronze hottie in front of your mother and then spackle a nerd? would you like it? it might just be wretched enough to let an episoede of bellair plaza air on nickel loadeon, but in any case ill bring a dungeon across the border of mi casa so cross your fingers for luck ( Read more... )

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im so bored that i just called dave and tried to buy his sock drawer because i claimed that mine broke. as if his sock drawer would even fit into my dresser. and then i said peace in the faintest voice. now im about to hit the mall and tear it down, spendin chips pimpin. im gunna buy a fat ferrari and a gold black person statue with a bad can of ( Read more... )

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Leaned the fuck back in my 'Lac Deville as i wrap mis manos around that zebrano WOOD through my HOOD like i SHOULD at 5 M.P.H, feelin like I'm N.B.A, status like i'm the raddest badass cuz i'm ballin and crawlin on stock wheels and everybody holl'rin i got skills, so killer.

im getting a cadillac deville by next year try to see me

partied down with zac and lindsey and dave and tommy and some goons, and then i partied down the next night with ant and joc and mike leone and shawn kayle and some crack whore, so i chilled with a lot of cool cats i havent seen in a while. excellente ( Read more... )

hey fan blades. whatup. i got a job. i paint airplanes, like this!

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"pardon me, but Hal Valera is a gut sucking fuckass without any sense about him!" shouted the discombobulated yet overzealous receptionist from Sri Lanka, who by the way, has been gut sucker behind the scenes since 1984. "Let he who is without sin literally cast the first fucking mountain lion-severed ass," replied an abominably fanciple car ( Read more... )

i finally got a cell phone that works. 386 366 1881 . everybody call me at once. if i dont answer its probably because i hear it ringing but i cant see it even if its right in front of me because its so small.