note to self: remember SNAKES ON A PLANE. hey hoes. i drink mountain dew at 8 AM sometimes. i kinda wish i did something this weekend, besides create the greatest beat of all time. i need to learn about keys and tempos and SHIT like that. i got a new phone so all you hobos can call me starting later tonight you hobos. i play the obo. is that an ( Read more... )

IIIII'm happy, and yoooouuuuu probably arent!

hi fans. i'm in Orlando. i'm at shannon's appartment. we were supposed to go to the aquarium in tampa yesterday but that didnt work. we did get to go to the zoo though, and lookadis!


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nude harvey and mint condition bortle aka mike bottle, are the most under rated kids.

im going to kick you in the ass, dud martinez. because you ate my pizza without consent, thats why i stole the 50 dollars from your food bin.

im gunna go drink a 50 sack of wine.

i miss stunning gorgeousco

ooooookaaaaaay. uh, shannon gallico, shanon shannon gallico. 'tis all.

OH, Hey fans! whatsup?! how ya been?! ....... haha... OH ME?! well, ive been doing GREAT. you just wouldnt believe how well my life's been going! its fucking lude! heh! i just started back up at ATC and i'm ruling the class. i'm the only kid to get a 100 on the first test of the semester! i'm getting more schollarship money than my classes are ( Read more... )

i went to tampa for new years eve and immediately found some guy telling a story to his friend about the greatest, most superbly rolled blunt he'd ever seen anyone roll. i rolled it. ;)

surprise partied for kelly nape on the 29th. this happened:


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if dave died tonight, i'd cry as fuck.

Last night JUSTIN arrived at the party, and all was well. i kicked him in the eyes and ralphed on his tooth and then jerrica said hey its been jerrica the whole time and i said damn, you love it. she practiced voodoo on my hot nutsack and then i left the scene in a rush. poker was played by poingant smelling practitioners and then, then, then, i ( Read more... )

fun last night me and dave served eachother until our feet gave out, then we rode out in devins car and nobody knew. haaaa. we killed some hoes in an alley in orlando and we have the perfect aliby because they think we were at the club with them the whole time. plus we put tape on our fingertips. i got a new phone and a new cat, the cat is tres ( Read more... )