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so i pulled a shannon. the ultimate shannon maneuver. i thought my last final was today, but it was actually yesterday. SON OF A BITCH. and i got a DEEEEEE!!!! (to go with dos B+). well, shit. last night i hung out with shannon and dave which was a hoot per usual we went to the mall. i tried to buy some shoes and i told the bitch 11 she comes back ( Read more... )

today i went to a dui class for 6 hours. so this cop pulls a guy over who he thoguht was drunk and asked him to walk a straight line and he said i have a hip injury i cant do it and the cop says, how well do you know your abc's? and the guy says, well theres one about 3 miles north of here ( Read more... )

1:50:42 AM bubble5061: idiot
1:50:45 AM somekook: shut up
1:50:49 AM bubble5061: you im leaving
1:50:55 AM somekook: youre a dunce

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tonight i took every fuckin poker chip on the table and it was my first time ever playing texas hold em. dan rippolone, redneck dan, louie, zac, and alan can all bow down to me as the poker god. i leave something in karas car every day and its starting to get annoying but at least i have my phone now. college hoes like dirty money. stop asking me ( Read more... )

what the subject means is, everytime i drink i drink so much that sooner or later im gunna do something too crazy. last night i hung out at alans and me and him played liquor pong, and killed about half a handlebottle of rum together, and then jeremy and kmac and kara came over, i dont know what the fuck we did all night, but me and kara played ( Read more... )

Rats on my hat whats really good? sheesh man , me and ATPJR branished some scoundrels in a beer pong tournament. that is to say that we cremated their families in the ultimate display of beer pong MASTERY. we pulled out some staight up witch craft and dominated those hounds. Burn. and i am not drinking beer for a real long time. i got friends, in ( Read more... )

The last thing anybody said to me tonight was "Keep it gangsta!" the last thing i said to anyone tonight was, " get the fuck out of my driveway ( Read more... )

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