you can tell me about your day, ill pretend i listen.

[mikeking]

tonight i took every fuckin poker chip on the table and it was my first time ever playing texas hold em. dan rippolone, redneck dan, louie, zac, and alan can all bow down to me as the poker god. i leave something in karas car every day and its starting to get annoying but at least i have my phone now. college hoes like dirty money. stop asking me

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[mikeking]

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[aluca]

sorry about today.

[runs_w_scissors]

I'm the worst bluffer ever drunk.

[mikeking]

im the king of the expressionless face which is a benefit for poker.

[savingoursecret]

i'll scan pictures of chuck norris and give them to you and then he'll come to life and kick your ass.

[mikeking]

yea right, i literally chased a wild bear on foot and it ran from me, so chuck norris can front all he wants on them lil T-shirts but he'll flee in fear when it comes down to it.

[garaputo]

I wanna play some poker.