haha someone just phoned in and said big cock on quizmania. HAIRY NIPPLES!

RANGERS AND CHELSEA WENT OUT TONITE, DONT I FEEL GOOD ( Read more... )

its official. minesweeper is impossible when your rubbered

how awesome is making posters instead of learning stuff about genetics or plants ( Read more... )

saw a Rolls-Royce Phantom today. in black.


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We don't need no education ( Read more... )

- You read the Bible, Bret?

- Y-Yes.

-Well, there's this passage i got memorised, sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel:25-17...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness ( Read more... )

why the fuck doesnt everyone in the world just CHEER UP. chris, you know wot i mean. saw that video and read some droning, thot about cuttin my own wrists for a sec until i realised that my own life isnt that boring and im not lookin for attention. but in the name of diversity i think ill try it out ( Read more... )

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN ( Read more... )

OH DEAR GOD, YESSSSSSS!

thats it! exams finished. think i might have dodged a bullet if i dont get kicked outta uni altho biology was nothing short of obscene. failed that surely but for chem and psychology god mite have dragged me thru. like during the psy exam today when they stopped us all to let us know that they had given us the wrong multiple ( Read more... )