you are my larsson,

my henrik larsson,

you make me happy when skies are grey,

there's alan shearer, thierry henry, samuel eto'o, ronaldinho, ludovic guily etc.........

but they're all wankers,

so please don't take my larsson away

too late, but wot a legend

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He was by far the greatest player to ever play for Celtic, the best talent that Scotland ever produced.
R.I.P Jimmy Johnstone