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Most retarded ever?
I was thinking of auctioning off my warcraft account and just spend the 25+ hrs/wk working out. The preceding sentence is probably the most irredeemable words ever assembled ( Read more... ) -
Welcome to the Stage of History.
I just found out that two people in my Warcraft guild are also on the 1st place dodgeball team (we're ranked 2nd) that we play next week. With that in mind I'll be in the gym after work. If I have few moments of greatness in my moderate existence, beleive that I'm going to make this one of them! -
Tender is the day, the demons go away.
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I feel great.
I will demolish your world. -
The Cupcake Apocalypse
Emily made some oreo cupcakes or as I like to call them "The Omega Cupcakes; The End Of All Cupcakes".
I wasn't diabetic before, but I am now. -
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Wow, that's new. I didn't know that could happen.
You know that sensation from shrooms when you are almost too high? Well I just got that... from weight lifting... except it was definitely too intense for about 15 seconds. It was during the bridge of Knights of Cydonia by Muse. There also was an energy drink involved. Is that awesome or just sad ( Read more... ) -
This is the way the world ends.
Resolutions to improves one's body are a cop out, that's easily the aspect of my life that needs the LEAST amount of improvement.
My daily resolution is to be a better person, to have a warm heart, more conviction and mental toughness. Hold me to it.
