DFA, (Democracy For America, founded by Howard Dean, are currently conducting an online poll saying that they will ask all their members to support the winner. Dennis is currently in first place and we'd really like your help in getting his Internet polling numbers through the roof. Read more... )

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I finally decided I was never going to post, let alone read this damn thing ever again.
Do you really want me to bring back my terribly offensive posts about completely retarded shit?

No matter how far I get myself away I'm still a sucker for the ol oldschool Omaha/Lincoln explosion team.

Leave me some comments. I'll make a big update.

seems like good timing
my new lj is
and has been
http://mikeyelfers.livejournal.com
this old one has way too much sentimental attachment
to like
get germs on
so yah later

Russia it is...
I will start Wednesday, the 31st.
Awesome.

so last night at my OLD house on 11th and E street
a young highschooler said one of the most remarkable things I've ever heard.

Me: Holy shit dude yer thrashed
xHardcorex kid: Yah dude (falls over)
Me: Weren't You straightedge last time I saw you?
xHardcorex kid: Yah dude (falls over), alot of people are straight edge until they get drunk!Life is ( Read more... )

remember hominy?
fuck yah

Hi!
turn tables are neato!
and
china!
and
strangers with candy!
and
defragmenting!
and
craftsmen work!

GUESS WHO SME?!
hehe
:-D <3

gbakeher: ur a cuntrag
gbakeher: hollywood is still lying
OldCrappierMike: dammit. tell them to start being honest so marty can hear this!

jeeeeeeeeeeeezus
im drunk
woooooooo!