Greetings from 2022

[mikeshelton]

Hello from 15 years in the future. I know the above date says 2007, but a new Livejournal feature now enables paid users to post into the past. So here's my first post from the future - hope it works. I thought instead of boring you with my personal stuff, I'll just give you this week's major breaking news..

-Oslo, Norway- President Chelsea

Comments

[kidfear]

Do I make parole?

[bigolerob]

That is funny. I like the UN lobbyists in Cleaton, and i feel safe that Mr. Doss will finally be behind bars.

[kidfear]

You've created a monster.

[repoman1]

haha! I totally agree with the Mr. Doss statement.

[kidfear]

DAMAGE!

Lay off of the criminal genius

[mikeshelton]

You guys are in danger of creating an alternate future paradox with all this, so be careful. If Jon gets a complex and decides to forgo the hacking incidents, this could cause a chain reaction of events and non-events which will alter MY current reality - and it's already starting! For instance: two days ago in my future, the disembodied head of Fidel Castro was being kept alive in a bio-jar and was sitting on Hugo Chavez's desk. But this morning when I woke up I saw on windshield-vid where Castro will be touring the Purina Space Station by way of the newly constructed space elevator in Brazil. The whole Castro, not just his head!!! See what you're doing? If you keep harrasing Dr. Doss (oops, more info you don't need) It could cause even more drastic changes here in 2022. Odd how so much of future history could hinge upon the whims of one man, but whutyagonnado?

And like my original post said.. the parole hearing is tomorrow, so I don't even know what will happen yet.