In any great adventure, if you don't want to lose, victory depends on the people that you choose.

So listen Arthur darling closely to this news: We won't succeed on Broadway if we don't have any Jews.

/**
 * Returns an array of Strings, containing all the words in the trie in sorted
 * order.
 * @return: the sorted array of Strings containing all the words.
 */
public String[] getAllWords() {
  String[] words = {"you", "suck"};
  return words;
}//end getAllWords

Oh ya. Before I forget:

ANNA'S ROOM CAUGHT ON FIRE TODAY.

I am learning to program (WITH ROBOTS!!1!).

"WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, YOU WHITE TRASH?!"

And ugly native drag queens wearing socks and sandals have been cool since WHEN?

I went for dinner with my family. I drank too much and ate hundreds of dollars worth of sushi at Ki. There were lots of old people there.

I have a tendency to rush through things like shaving. Only because I'm an idiot this leads to a regular occurence of cuts on my face.

WHAT AM I, TWELVE YEARS OLD?

He works at TARGET?!

My Burberry scarf does not smell like Holt's as much as it used to, and that makes me sad.

If you were my Undergrads Disc Two, where would YOU be?