So...bear with me here, this might get a little "meta". Probably not ( Read more... )

Hell, I didn't even know it existed, but I watched it today. Don't bother with it though, unless you're really into the book ( Read more... )

Anybody doing anything worthwhile tomorrow night? From what I've heard the town is going to be devoid of all people having fun, which I KNOW is not the case. Anybody?

Know what's awesome? Working on your day off. Know what's even more awesome? Working in TIGARD on your day off. Know what's even MORE awesome? ummm....a t-rex battling a giant squid on top of a sperm whale in the middle of the ocean? Shoot me now, ~Mike

I think the reason that I rarely see advisers at school is because it seems everytime that I do, they take me down a notch. Today wasn't quite as bad as past experience, but I still left the office with my head hung low, kicking at rocks as I walked back to my car. All that aside, after some serious shit, I will be graduating in summer with an ( Read more... )

As seen on an electric marquee for West Coast Bank on highway 99:

"Elves can help grow your business!"

umm....that's fucking awesome. I want to open a business checking account just so I can sue for false advertising when they don't produce for me a Legolas.

Gourds. Bombillas. Maté. Discovery Channel. Army ants. Pathetic? Content? You decide.

I spent one of the more enojoyable evenings in recent history with my sister tonight. We drank beer after work, and then met up with her amusingly gay bearded friend John, and another friend of hers, James. We went and saw "American Hardcore" at Cinema 21. This movie is a surprisingly well-made documentary about the advent of the American ( Read more... )

Ok, seriously life, are you done yet? Honestly. Ok, so at first it was ok, you know? At least reasonable, if anything. But now, you've gone too far. Really. I'd like you to stop already. I'm not even mad at this point; things just border on absurdity. Just cut it out already, you do your thing and I'll do mine.

Blech. Take me out back and shoot me, please.