So I'm thinking while I was asleep, gnomes (or any other member of the "wee beastie" genus) must have inserted a baloon of sorts inside of my face/head. After much thought and scientific exploration, this must be the case, because I feel like this baloon is now inflating ever so slowly. Something's gotta give; my head, their baloon. Now that I ( Read more... )

Seriously ya'lls, where's the party at this Saturday? Don't make the kickass mustache I bought be all in vain!

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so uhhh....I kinda forgot that its my birthday this Saturday. I've kind of been apathetic towards the whole thing, so I was thinking of just sitting around. Ideas? If there's any interest, I might be compelled to make an event out of it.

Just read the headline. Tell me you don't laugh, or at least snicker just a little bit. I invite any of you to write an essay furthering the Man vs Machine dialogue in relation to this story. Have babies' best friends turned on them?!?!?! Leave a comment  2 

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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Who's idea was flying ants? Seriously. Ants should not fucking fly.

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You are a
Social Liberal
(76% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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