imagine you're an ant who's spent your whole life in an ant farm which was exactly one ant wide. you will have lived only having ever experienced two directions -- front and back. how mind blowing would it be when someone breaks open the ant farm and you encounter the concepts of left and right for the first time?

but not in a GV way. more like an FTP way. but FTP is the sweetest form of catharsis. it's like "ok, this is life. i can take it. gimme my lumps and let me on through"

 "As you enter the tunnel, the wind gets sucked away, and you squint from the lights overhead. When you adjust to the lights, you can see the other side in the distance just as the sound of the radio fades to nothing because the waves just can't reach. Then, you're in the middle of the tunnel, and everything becomes a calm dream. As you see the ( Read more... )

i think that eastwood city is probably the real life equivalent of restaurant city

 i wonder how awkward it would be if stephen hawking started using a woman's voice on his talking computer

when i was in grade school, our AP teacher told us that water boarding was a form of torture used in WWII wherein japanese soldiers would allow water to drip slowly yet consistently on a prisoner's forehead, thus causing incredible pain. i dont know where my teacher got her information, but she was totally wrong.

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 i just bought the coolest thing ever. a r/c car that works on the walls! wtf man! pwede pa nga yata upside down though ive only tried on the wall so far. i found a video of it on youtube:

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this has to be the best purchase i've made so far this sem break

 i think it's weird when people say that that opposite of love is apathy. the opposite of a positive is a negative, not zero, so logically the opposite of love is hate. diba?

sometimes i don't get political correctness. i mean, everyone knows that "special" actually means retarded anyway, so i cant see how it could be any less offensive. what happens when people start to feel insulted by being called "special"? do we invent another euphemism for that? do we just keep inventing and re inventing euphemisms until we cycle ( Read more... )

 so today sebastian vettel won the italian grand prix, which is really cool because that means he's the youngest driver to win a grand prix ever. but the sad part is when i realized that he's a formula 1 driver, and i'm older than him.

:( huhuhu