A good few minutes after the TARDIS lands, the Doctor sticks his head out of the doors. Stray gunfire strikes the wood paneling near his head. Out of his peripheral vision, he can't identify the type of energy, but it's recognizable enough ( Read more... )

Amidst the sound of laughter and champagne being poured comes a voice without a care in the universe:

"Hello! You've reached the good ship TARDIS! We're rather busy at the moment. Leave a message after the beep and we'll try and get back to you before you call... stop that!"

They really should change that message.
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