HELLO, LADIES. I am here with the man your man could smell like. Look at your keyboard! Now back at me! Now back at your keyboard! Your keys are now two tickets to that thing you love. Back to me. Those tickets are now werewolves.

Wait, what?

Naw, you heard that right. Werewolves.Have I broken the bounds of canon? Exceeded some wolfy protocol? ( Read more... )

In the words of my people.

[there's a pause. for dramatics. And he puts on an American accent that sounds like it came from an 19th century cowboy. Which... well it sort of did. Drawl, anyone?]

Y'all are fucking crazy.[He falls back into the King's soon thereafter, and clears his throat. How DO those fucking Yanks talk like that ( Read more... )

[So, what the fuck ( Read more... )

[Ben's learned two important life lessons in the past thirty seconds. 1) Fire burns. Fire burns a lot. 2) Have you ever tried grabbing an angry, panicky cat? No? Then the second of those lessons would undoubtedly be lost on you ( Read more... )

HELLO LADIES. I'm on a horse ( Read more... )