That girl nauseates me

[mildred_hallows]

Yesterday afternoon I was passing Professor Vector's office when I heard muffled yelps and purring coming from his office. Thinking of the strange pets Hagrid usually makes him babysit on the odd occassion he goes out, I left in quite a hurry. Half an hour later Gilderoy had decided to pretend to be a bunny and skip down the hallways where he

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[sexy_gildie]

It'll be a brilliant best seller, just like my "how to not get implicated in drug charges while abroad".

[susan_bones_omg]

OH MY GOD. THAT IS SO NOT WHAT YOU FINK IT IS! U FINK I'M SOME SORTA WHORE-FACE OR SOMEFINK?

He had a Kneazle under his desk and it attacked my shirt and that's the goddamn honest truth I swear on Merlin's grave u idiot. Sure it might've looked bad but dont u fink I'd be in a better mood if it HAD gone the way u said it did? Stop assumin stuff and get outta my face alright!?!?

[mildred_hallows]

I was merely making an observation.