Apparently Vector has been missing for the past few days. Minerva suggests foul play within school grounds but I think its a lot simpler than that.

Not making any conclusions, I must admit that I had seen that suspicious Susan girl at a party on Halloween flirting her head off with her professor. Later that week again I was called to Lockhart's ( Read more... )

Yesterday afternoon I was passing Professor Vector's office when I heard muffled yelps and purring coming from his office. Thinking of the strange pets Hagrid usually makes him babysit on the odd occassion he goes out, I left in quite a hurry. Half an hour later Gilderoy had decided to pretend to be a bunny and skip down the hallways where he ( Read more... )

There's something wrong with Argle and the way he just ignores everything of late - including classes, Honestly I had to give some arithmancy classes last week and thats seriously not on!

And I dont like that Susan girl always hanging around the offices either.

Okay there are currently seven nine year old girls in the foyer with their dolls begging to start the meeting without Mr Lockhart, who, has inadvertedly fallen out of a window while trying to catch all the barbies I threw out the window. Luckily Madam Hooch was flying about and caught him and his barbies. Honestly, you'd think it was really that ( Read more... )

Why are there barbies on my desk?

Well I am currently in London again going through some registration to finalise Professor Lockhart's English citizenship and passport details. I had to get his prison photos for the passport. I dont think it would work though because he thought the police were asking for his autograph so its got a big red signature on it and he's posing since we ( Read more... )

Can anyone tell me what is a passport and why do we need one to travel to another country? We're kinda having trouble with explaining why you dont need one because all you need is a good fireplace or portley but its not really working and Im not sure whether there is such a thing as the British Embasy of Magic because there are no records of Gildie ( Read more... )

From an obscure freshman fashion design student to football professional, Manchester United's newest eye-candy, Michael Corner, or affectionately known as "fairy" by other team members, has this to say about his success: "Well it was all by accident really, I was supposed to go on summer vacation with old school friends for a study trip around the ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen we present to you Manhatten, the birthplace of Ally McBeal and Sex in the City, and chiwawas in matching handbags! Well maybe not the chiwawa and handbag, Anyhoo, we've been eating nothing but hot dogs since we arrived here because we're running low on money because Gildie spent all his cash on demonstrating how long it takes ( Read more... )

All flights to Amsterdam are leaving in FOUR, FIVE, THREE, ONE - oh dear Gildie was that right?? Meet at the port key stations immediately and dont stick your heads overboard for fear of terminal decapitation!