Things are getting crazy, kids.

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That is all.

You know, I've got some serious problems going to sleep when I should. What the fuck. I go to bed at like 3 and wake up at like 1 ( Read more... )

Seriously you guys:

There are a lot of things that I can sleep through.

Hearing my roommate boning her boyfriend

While less than six feet away from me

For several hours

In the middle of a Thursday night

IS. NOT. ONE OF THEM.

I haven't updated this thing in forever.

Damn, I've changed.

Hahahahaha:

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Who knows where I could get a job?

...anyone?

Oh man. Check this out.

Fish.

Has anyone else seen that Captain D's commercial for tilapia that involves the Requiem for a Dream drug montage ( Read more... )

I'm so tired of people interrogating me about how tall I am.

I kind of want to make a shirt that says "6'1"" and nothing else.

But I kind of think that everyone would be like "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! SIX APOSTROPHE ONE QUOTATION MARKS WHAT DOES IT MEAN"

It'd be a laugh.