AMY GROAT! This is that preschool picture. We are the shifty looking characters on the top right.


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I got into college, motherfuckers!

okay so there's a new journal. yeah I made a new one. I don't feel like writing much here right now, but if I don't re-add you, you should re-add me.

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According to the masses of YouTube, this is "gayer than a bag of dicks." I still like of Montreal, though. I also like it that nobody likes this video. I think it's funny.


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So I wrote this, like, page-long entry about how freaking disgusting raw chicken is, but then my computer shut down with no hope of restoring it.

So, to make things short and easy....

Raw Chicken: Jello that's cold, tough, sticky, and made of meat.

Discuss. Or not, because... that's the way things work around here.

Crucified on the side of a boxcar?!


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Today was a good day.

I decided last night that I'm going to quit my job. So I wrote out a letter of resignation today, and I'm ridiculously excited to take it in today. Yay yay yay. My last day should be Friday... and I'll find a new job soon, or something. After Christmas. Yeah.

Today was funny, too. I woke up 15 minutes before leaving the house, ( Read more... )

If you, or anyone you know, has any desire for a purse with cows on it, let me know. Here are pictures. The only reason it exists was because it was the only cheap fabric I had to make a mock-up of a pattern I made... but if anyone out there actually likes it... we'll work something out.

It's a little over a foot in width.

Sitting:


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I Am 25 ( Read more... )

This is what I did today:

Made a purse, from start to finish. When I started out this was fabric and paint:


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