Japanun

[milkmanblues]

I arrive in Japan. The country is filled exclusively with attractive Japanese girls dressed as Luigi from the Super Mario games. I call Liza to ask for permission but can't reach her, so I decide to cash in my one major screwup in the relationship and play the field. I sit next to a girl at a cafe table and do my best Luigi impersonation. It

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[hahacharade_x]

Luigi was always so much hotter than Mario.

[milkmanblues]

Especially as a girl.