Pansy, where are you? What are you doing? Who are you with? Do you need a hug? Where are you? Hm?

Hogwarts is boring.

People are boring.

Slytherin is ace.

The End.

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Pansy or Malcom? Pansy or Malcom? Pansy. Or. Malcom.?

Well, Malcom is... safe. It would keep everyone from having any suspicions about me, including being a half-blood and being bisexual.

But Pansy... I think I love her.

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Why does everything have to be so confusingly complicated?

Oh, my head...

Hogwarts is boring.

Who else is here?

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This is boring.

Quick, someone entertain me.

[Hexed from Teachers]
What the fuck is a chimaera?

Patil, just so you know, you're doing all the work on this one.

It seems I'm going to the Ball with Malcom.

That should be fun.

...I should have asked Pansy.

So, I've been thinking hard. Yes, thinking HARD. And long. And I came up with one conclusion.

I'm going to the ball as a Hufflepuff.

Who wants to go with me?