Only reason am going to Quidditch match is 'cause Greengas over there isn't.

[Private]Have made a bit of a bet. If France wins this game, I'll be rich ( Read more... )

Tried to kill Daphne in her sleep.
Failed.
Miserabley.

Thought I was setting her hair on fire. Instead set a wig on fire. Didn't think Daphne was that smart.

I broke the first rule of being evil. I underestimated my prey.

Right ( Read more... )

Like Christmas in July.
Only it's June.

FOR THE LAST TIME.

I did NOT kill Dean Thomas. Would have been brilliant if I had.

I have NO CLUE why he is not showing up on these journally things so bugger off! Maybe somebody ELSE had it in for him and killed him, did you think of that? STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS.

I have to study. GOODBYE.

Will be taking Warringtons advice and tying Potter up before practice.

What do you prefer, Potter? Chains or rope?
The choice is yours.

Better get back to me quick, Potter. I'm beginning to think you don't want to study with me.

Huh.
I have a new partner.

HELLO DEAN THOMAS.

And I thought scrubbing toilets for a month was bad.

I was wrong.
VERY. Wrong.

Am paired with Potter for fun with peer tutoring week.

What a CROCK.

WHEN I FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD ON ME I WILL

Never mind.

[Private]Dunno who told. Do know what I'll do to them when I find out who it was. Cleaning. With FILCH. Every toilet in the school. Every day. For a month ( Read more... )

[Private]Yeah, well. Something strange is going on here ( Read more... )

I HAVE SHOES NOW ( Read more... )