My roommate is watching a movie in the bathtub. He usually takes near-hour long showers. I don't get why he loves that filth-ridden, mangy, ringed-tub so much.

God I can't want to get out of this shithole. Imma go sit on the steps and play muh banjo.

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Watched Deja-Vu tonight..pretty far-fetched. I just find it funny that the same guy who plays Jesus Christ, acts as a terrorist bomber as well.

I guess Jesus kinda looked like a terrorist.

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Spider-Man 3 is a huge disappointment, Sam Raimi has destroyed everything I love about spider-man.

Peter Parker gets some goddamn emo hair for christ's sake!

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Patton Oswalt - Werewolves & Lollipops

new Patton Oswalt stand-up album. Fuckin' hilarious. Wyatt and D-lamb, I'm looking at you.

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