My Personality

Neuroticism

99
Extraversion

0
Openness To Experience

59
Agreeableness

49
Conscientiousness

56
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I've discovered if I shave my hair really short it allows me to infiltrate chav gangs and surreptitiously educate them in social decency and basic english. I'm like a modern day missionary but obviously far more hip than most nuns. Yup, I'm home with the downies alright...fuck with me and I'll smoke a bong in your ass...word.

The one undeniable fact about life is that everyone has a journey they need to make, or more importantly a destination they need to reach. The somewhat annoying thing about this is that you often need someone else to help you get there. Of course, when you find that someone, then it becomes real easy...afterall, it's a long journey and sometimes ( Read more... )

Dilemma's are good. They give us the opportunity to test are character and reaffirm the way we percieve ourselves. This is something that is very much on my mind at the moment since I have somewhat unfortunately triple-booked myself for this evening. So, I have 3 ladies to choose from and I'm having trouble working out which one I should meet. Do I ( Read more... )

Why is it when everything is going alright it just takes a couple of days for everything to just collapse all around me. Finished with my girlfriend, the first in a very long time who I never tired of being around...I get a real bad dose of flu...and now to top it off I'm having to deal with the crazy schizoid parent again. Sometimes I really do ( Read more... )

There's nothing more complex then fear. It's easy when you're really young, just making sure there's a light on at night makes most things go away. Then comes the first stage of social fear, fitting in. But that's also kinda easy. You just choose to either copy most other people or completely reject what everyone else is doing and fit in with the ( Read more... )

Why is everything about drama? Why are people so pathetically dull that they have to create something from absolutely nothing just to entertain themselves? Is it a form of masochism? Are people scared of contentment? Why the pretense? Why is Helen such a fucking bitch?

God, I hate 'having' to get up early. Especially when it's just to tell work I'm too ill to come in today. They're like the bloody gestapo...asking me if I'm going to see the doctor and all. It's fucking sunday you stupid shit! I always feel like I have to exagerrate with them. So anyway, after calling them up to tell them I have flu, my ears are ( Read more... )

T'other night I got to thinking, strange I know, but there were no cartoons on the tv and I'd run out of peanut m&m's. Anyway, I asked myself a very simple question...what would the world be like if I had total control? After much pondering I came to the conclusion that it'd be much the same as it is now, except maybe there'd be more statues of ( Read more... )

So yeah...this is what lj is like when you're sober...marvellous!

Haven't updated in a while so I'll just summarise the last few months :-

Woman, bitch...woman, got bored...shaved head...bought Lee's guitar...ate a pot noodle and lived happily everafter...the end