( categorical proof that amy white and nicole smile used to be much, much cooler )

The headline "US ECONOMY OFFICIALLY SHRINKING" is cracking me up.

IT'S OFFICIAL!! I guess before we only had a slight suspicion that our shit was in the crapper.

someone gets to spoon josh ritter

The reason I can write a sentence about it at all says it can't be that bad. Your jeans looked ridiculous and you were listening to music and you were either squinting or smiling.

My paper on rhetoric in Paradise Lost isn't going so well. I mostly get good grades but I'm a terrible student ( Read more... )

I can love librarians and hate library tutorials. It isn't you, Glenn Moreton.

me: Oh hi.
I'm in the union.
Where are you?
Tim: In the confederacy
*zing

I do not have a community.

This might be my only real problem.

who knew denver international had free wireless?

So I opened my eyes and was looking at myself in the bathroom mirror.  I was pressed against the towels hanging on the back of the door. I thought I was in bed!

I often look dumb on a bike