I wish my silence burned you. I wish you charred and miserable if we ever meet again.

I haven't unpacked my suitcase since June.
I am a traveling buffoon.

case in point: can you make it through this article?

Last day riding the heat wave in Santa Rosa. I like my aunt's house a lot. Really she just picked out things she likes and put them where she wanted, and it happens to look and feel incredible ( Read more... )

Well I just stepped in dog shit. The details are I was in the kitchen, sans shoes.

who knew dayton international had free wireless?

so i've been in maryland, but i'm in cincinnati for the night. i'll be in california til july 10th, and then i'll be here for a few days. anyone else? great! let's hang.

we knew going in that someone was bound to fuck with our garden. planting it outside our building in leonardtown was practically an invitation to pee on it, ejaculate on it, set it on fire. especially if they found out that this was ecohouse's garden, ecohouse's organic garden. which is why i laughed my ass of for ten minutes when roxi told me that ( Read more... )

Tim Smile is officially engaged to Brittany Pflederer of Tremont, Illinois. 

i'm feeling some gratitude right now. i'm looking forward to the summer.

my dad turns 57 on friday.