way to go, zimbabwe

Role Models For Love

My dad has a crass sense of humor.
    One day he says to my mom, "Women are like statistics. Once you got 'em down, you can use 'em any way you want."
    Mom didn't laugh.
    He said, "You got no sense of humor."
    She said, "You can tell a lot about a guy's mother by his sense of humor, and I can tell by that joke you ( Read more... )

when i went to the dentist he could tell i'd been flossing. what i am saying is i am the plaque master.

this weekend my mom talked to me briefly about her new gay friends at work. one of them told her that over 80% of people are actually bisexual, and my mom believes her, she says ( Read more... )

i'm gonna start packing to go back to college

i think my cactus is dying. this basically means i lose at life.

just when it's summer, in the city, and you're so long gone from the city, I
start to miss you, baby, sometimes

having entered into my third week of being cut off from the gym, i realize that my exercise regimen is what's been keeping me out of trouble all this time.

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every time i come to wheaton i want to say something about its apparently binary opposition to the place where i live.  tim and i got in free to the christmas festival (...the christmas ( Read more... )

the end result is me. i am the end result with a bum hip and dull brain and no way to move around ( Read more... )

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