does al gore ever talk about the meat industry?

if we get a good president, what will happen to the daily show? these are the questions we need to be asking.

if you're recycling bottles, take the caps off first and throw them away or the whole bottle will be discarded ( Read more... )

you learn about moderation. you wake up there, i believe. none of this looking around.

i'm thinking of writing to mr. gaffigan for advice. is that crazy?

dr. kenneth rothbaum. deceivingly eclectic office, white windowpanes, friendly green trees waving outside. i'm skeptical of all the wrong things so the first time we met in february i answered his questions honestly enough and therefore ended up crying more than i had since a long time, embarrassed. and now that i know he was mining because they ( Read more... )

i have a really belligerent coffee maker, but i think kona coffee will taste good no matter what brews it. i also recommend popping your own popcorn and seasoning it with olive oil and lemon pepper.

i'm getting a mac. don't tell wells.

A campesino looked at the air
And told me:
With hurricanes it's not the wind
or the noise or the water.
I'll tell you he said:
it's the mangoes, avocados
Green plantains and bananas
flying into town like projectiles.

How would your family
feel if they had to tell
The generations that you
got killed by a flying
Banana.

Death by drowning has honor
If the wind ( Read more... )

( circa 2004 )

emily and i were sharing a box of strawberries while studying in our sweltering but very clean room. the farm was down there, they were shampooing the lambs, cows milling around and the horses rolling in the dirt. the moon was up, over the miles of trees wavy in the heat. doors slamming, people moving out. we sighed because studying sucks. i ( Read more... )

i must be cured of small talk. i became an expert at it here but it is the suck.