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I Disagree
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S. O. S.
Another 55 word story from last night ( Read more... ) -
Jailbirds & Airplanes
Steve finally got out of jail on Monday and I'm glad for him. Too bad I didn't visit him but I didn't even know where he was locked up or if he could have visitors. He wants me to come with him to an NA meeting. Hmm, I guess I might have a drug problem if Steve says I should go to NA. Well, I have no problem going, especially if I have someone to ( Read more... ) -
55
Some writing workshops challenge writers by giving them word count limits or other such restrictions so I made a few stories with 55 words. I only have one on me Charlie's trying to make a song out of the other. It was loosely inspired by the time Mikey got held up ( Read more... ) -
Honestly, how does he do it?
He's a lazy sack of shit, has a horrible resume, never goes out and applies himself, and on top of that never commits to anything. I should probably stop talking about myself in the third person, but whatever I got the job. So it's official I'm going to be a mobile, in your home, knife demonstrating salesman. Now when people ask me what my ( Read more... ) -
A Drunken Haze
I wasn't planning on partying last night but I'm glad we went to Chris' Halloween party. There were quite an interesting mix of people and some old peeps I haven't seen in a while like Louie formerly of Symphony #9 and Cameron's brother who's name I can't ever remember but only know he played in Crimson Jihad. There were some other people who's ( Read more... ) -
For The Unemployment
So I guess now you can add job abandonment to my list of employment shenannigans. I wasn't scheduled for last night apparently and so I was stuck there until the other guy showed up, but I only worked an hour before I had Whitney come and rescue me. I don't think the other guy showed up and I'm pretty sure my work is angry with me. Pardon me for ( Read more... ) -
I Wanted to Pick Apart the Day, Put the Pieces Back Together My Way
I've been drinking and/or partying in one shape or another for about a month straight now. But I think after Mike Morris' going away party I'm done for a while, with the exception of Halloween at Kasey and Kortney's of course, even though I have to work that night. I work tonight as well. Oh, by the way I got a job now. I'm back doing security ( Read more... ) -
Berkeley Madness
I really don't know where to begin. The whole experience was intense and will stay with me for the rest of my life. But it almost didn't happen at all. On the way to the station to pick up our tickets I was stopped at the light and the car next to me got slammed by an SUV, I felt bad that I didn't stop but I think me and Charlie were too freaked ( Read more... ) -
What Am I to do with All the Silence?
Last night after having to cut our skate session at the parking garage short because the doors closed on us, Jeremy and I decided to get tattoos. He got a cross on his lower hip and I finally got Keith Harrings' Radiant Baby on my wrist. Both of which turned out pretty sweet. Pictures will be up shortly ( Read more... )