after english, keri was like, "yeah, sarah said her stomach was hurting during fourth bell. something about a stomach parasite ( Read more... )

it was a long week with no mansex AND no music, because i'm dumb and left it in the vibe ( Read more... )

I am 74% Asshole/Bitch.

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JEMMA GOT INTO PARSON'S!!!!!!!!!!i called my dad, and he said he was glad i interrupted his conference call to tell him. and he meant it; he proudly proclaimed he has ESP because he had just asked about her this morning. both of my parents are much more interested in jemma's college acceptances than they are in mine, which is as it should be ( Read more... )

MWAHAHAHAHAHA misuse of UM technological materials. let me just say, living in a room, by yourself sucks the big one, especially when your friends call you at 3:30 in the morning having way more inebriated fun than you. you'd think it would be novel at least for a little while, but it's really just lonely. so don't get a single ( Read more... )

three things i have to put down before i forget ( Read more... )

so i'm blowing up balloons. a lot of balloons. more balloons that anyone should blow up in a 20 minute period ( Read more... )

if you woke up on a seemingly benign sunday morning, and the first thing you heard was your mother having an orgasm, you would want to leave home and never come back too.

on a side note, my brother was no more than 15 feet away, in the living room. and i mean, he was watching power rangers, but still. they have no shame. and it grosses me out.

i smell like clermont county, i.e., i smell like cigarettes and fried chicken and fart. i refuse to divulge where i had dinner, it's just too awful. but i will say that i caught my mom in a moment of weakness today -- she was so desperate for carrot cake that she BROKE LENT and had some. and then i teased her for being a bad catholic. mmmm irony ( Read more... )

MWAHAHAHA mavericks 2. high-quality entertainment ( Read more... )