Mommy?Daddy?Are You Out There?

[miloburrows]

I just realised that I have no parents.

;_;

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Woe is me *wails*

Comments

Hi!!!!!!!!

[ozymandiasednew]

Wanna come to Never Land and be a Lost Boy?

Re: Hi!!!!!!!!

[miloburrows]

That'd be fun fun fun!

But...what if someone adopts me? Then I'll have parents, be a lost boy, yet somehow be in Valinor at the same time...

I'm scared *cowers*

*prays Fingon isn't listening*

[peonybaggins]

*approaches cautiously*
*hugs*

Please don't be sad! I'm sure we can find you some nice parents! Please, please don't be sad?

of course i am silly girl! BEEP.

[fingon]

What if I temporarily adopt him? *evil glint in his eye*

poor g-g and his childhood

[earwen]

Not a chance.

*picks up Milo and magically transports him to Valinor until his parents arrive*

And that makes how many? Fourteen? Bwahaha.

bah

[fingon]

What? But! FUCK!

Oooh uncle Fin is going to kiiiiiill youuuuuuu.