...?

!!!

Dad, I don't feel so good. Did Tili mess with the moon again?

*tries to get up, flails about, collapses like a reticulated house of cards*

I'll just, uh, stay right here then. Yep...

omeit'safullmoonandtherearenoferrettreatsandwhereismydadandwhyistherenowordthatrhymeswith
orangeireallylikesugarheydidyouseetherohirrImtookimladrisIwanttogotowarsomedayandheythis
isallreallyfunandwhat'stheatsmellandthatoneanddidyouseethatbutterfly...

*poings off the walls of the White City*

So, Daddy says, "Come to Gondor" and I'm all, "Uh, it's really far" but you know how Daddy is and so I put my knapsack over my shoulders and started hoofing it.

When are we going to invent trains?

And what is with the thunder? I don't see a cloud in the sky...

OH!!! It's horses. Like an army.

Coming.

Right.

This.

Way.

o.o

O.O

x.x

Where's my Daddy?

Where's my sister?

Why am I in Mordor?

The rain finally stopped.

I'm very lonely. I tried to make friends with a neat wolfy, but he ignored me.

*sigh*

Maybe I'll join a traveling circus or something.

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*holds ice pack to injured portion of self*

They have so many fucking double standards. And what's the fucking BS with using Maia powers? Fucking pussy.

You... Keep your fucking maia hands off my junk.

And now some bitch wants to threaten me. Fucking-A. This night certainly didn't turn out the way I was figuring.

Stop fucking laughing at me

I think you're totally fucking hot pretty and stuff and I'd like to get to know you better.

Wanna go to a rave in Ithilien with me?

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