Comments | ozymandiasednew: Fucking crazy ass adults

ozymandiasednew

Fucking crazy ass adults

Nov 04, 2002 08:49

*holds ice pack to injured portion of self*

They have so many fucking double standards. And what's the fucking BS with using Maia powers? Fucking pussy.

You... Keep your fucking maia hands off my junk.

And now some bitch wants to threaten me. Fucking-A. This night certainly didn't turn out the way I was figuring.

Stop fucking laughing at me

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faramirofgondor November 4 2002, 09:51:31 UTC

Bristles at uppity punk kid...

I will keep MY maia hands off of your 'junk' when you keep your libido-powered hands off of my almost-daughter!

Grumbles, and wonders when he turned into such a protective almost-father.

jadegemini November 4 2002, 10:00:17 UTC

About the time Livvie was born, I think. Not that you aren't protective of me, but I can take care of myself.

faramirofgondor November 4 2002, 10:34:08 UTC

I fell asleep one night watching old re-runs of "Father Knows Best" and "Leave It To Beaver" and I think subliminally I soaked up some Dad-issues from them...

You do take good care of yourself, and for that, I'm grateful. But I still have to fret when you're in a situation.... it's my job!

*hugs*

jadegemini November 4 2002, 11:15:07 UTC

That must be it. :hugs: I know it is, and I try not to worry you too much.

timulty November 4 2002, 14:18:33 UTC

But you are so amusing. I did like that bizarre dances you did around the room. Hahaha. Sorry, not laughing. *snorts* Not me.

... ozymandiasednew November 4 2002, 14:42:01 UTC

Here's a thought. Instead of merely laughing at my pain, help me think of a way to get payback.

timulty November 4 2002, 15:53:03 UTC

Hmmm. How to get back at a maia. This will take some planning. Are you on the good side of any gods? No? Oh well. *ponders* There's the standards that Theoredes and I used on Hama. Hair remover in this shampoo, glue in his bottle of Celelube. Um, pins in his coat, gravel in his boots, cereal or worms in this bed.

Or you can always fuck his daughter and get her pregnant. :)

ozymandiasednew November 4 2002, 16:35:20 UTC

That's it?

I expected more from an evil super-genius.

*sigh*

Maybe I'll sleep with his wife.

Oh, wait, he wouldn't care.

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ungoliant November 4 2002, 23:50:17 UTC

Sit up straight and pay attention when I'm looming direly over you, kid. Why I have a soft spot for you I'll never know, but I WILL rip off your fucking arms if you don't spill your guts on that girl you came here with. I need to know who she was. NOW.

Then you get a cookie. :)

ozymandiasednew November 5 2002, 08:14:02 UTC

Who the fuck are you?