Daddy's gone homicidal. Or had gone. Too bored to actually know. What's a bored teenage rohirric maia to do?
*thinks*
*grins evilly and begins to plot*

okay..... ihitmyheadandwheniwokeupiwasn'tbrainwashedanymoreandnowdaddydoesn'thavetobescaredandiappliedtobemanwe'smaiaandigotitbecauseiscaredhim!!!!!!now my evil genius can truly be revealed! aren't you proud daddy?

Ms. Peaball is all stiff and cold. and bluish. and REALLY stinky. Now I can play doctor! yay!*gets stethoscope* There you go. drink lots of liquids....take these pills...It's not working!*shakes kitty vigorously* Wake up! wake up!I'll take you to daddy! daddy will know what to do! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Daddy an' Rogue keep telling me about Theodred and Draino. I'm confused. Please stop it daddy. *does huge puppy eyes that no one can resist.*

the kitties don't like marriage.*frowns* Mr.Almonds scratched me. Here and here. *points*
oh daddy....what kind of cookies would you want?i can make some wedding bells for you!
I want daddy to be happy. I love you daddy. Muah!

I made Daddy cookies and he asked if they were poisoned. Can you imagine? Like I would kill anything. Hahaha. Silly Daddy.

He asked me if I wanted to be married to a strong, handsome prince and I told him I didn't need to. I was just happy making him cookies and stringing daisy-chains for the nice dragon outside. But he so wanted a wedding, so I' ( Read more... )

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*giggles*

I have replaced the palace spoons with ones set to explode when saliva is applied. Will now eat soup with a fork and giggle quietly.

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New cousin Eowyn installed new toilets. One would think the Rohirrim were constantly trying to mount something.