i wish i was pureblood
they do tings better
being a multiculteral mutt sucks!

oh well at least i can work on my guns now :)

I missed Titus
I don't even know it's name
my new favorite pass time is thinking of how many way I could destroy the "heartrakXL"

fucking heart moniters

pick a topic I'm blank

happy birthday julia jones...in three days

if a body catch a body
coming through the rye

if only you talk throughly and intimately with someone without being wrong about something

well I suppose that's why they made psychoanalysts.
you could be wrong entirely but most of the time they listen is all.

I salute you psychoanalysts of the world.

I'm in a really clever mood. I mean it really ( Read more... )

Here are some very short stories by an abominabal author.

Batteries
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a bunch of batteries on the table
and now somehow they have all dissapeared.
Now I will be without music.

The moral is where are my batteries?

The OriginatorsOnce upon a time there was an aristocracy ( Read more... )

( WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR NON-READERS )

I forgot I was going to teach people things
well I don't have a topic
so here's a fun fact about my favorite book:

The Neverending Story
Written by Michael Ende

first of all Atreyu is my hero

secondly, the book's original title was
Die Unendliche Geschicte

Homework:
Pick a topic and comment bitches
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To learn a little about yourself:
If you were to die tomorrow
write letters to everyone who need to tell something to
and write down everything you would tell them if they were to read it after you died.
When you are done writing all these.
Go back and read them
you may realize you take some things for granted.

crowd surfing is the shit ( Read more... )