Actober has got to be the stupidest promotion ever.

And Dane Cook sucks.

Last night was the worst road shutout lost in the history of the New York Yankees.

16-0

*Snickersnort*

Michael Vick has apparently found Jesus, according to his statement.

Jackass.

I love unintentional comedy. . .

Headline on ESPN.com re: Yankees Game

Wang Solid on the Mound

Seriously, where can I get a job making sexual innuendo out of sports??

Dear Eric Gagne:

YOU SUCK!

That is all.

Sincerely,
Red Sox Nation

co-signed: Joshua Beckett

I am officially a triathlete ( Read more... )

Duggars have 17th kid

This makes me want to vomit.

To quote Stewie Griffin: "Is there any tread left on the tires, or is it pretty much like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

*Shudder*

Yaaaaaaaaay, my LUSH opens September 15th!

Dude.

It's the FUCKING DEVIL RAYS!!!

Roger Goodell is made of win.