... I am moving to London. Like, now. Does anyone know of anywhere where I can live?
All suggestions appreciated!
Love
M xx

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Today I learnt how to administer a herbal enema.

Seriously.

So if any of you fancy an hour with a tub of heated oil, a surgical glove, a large metal syringe and a length of rubber tubing, I'm your girl!

The weather continues fine.

In other news, I heard about these keds in America in their early 20's who are in trouble with the law. they're beaing charged for stealing a bunch of office equipment from a private school, involving quite a clever breaking and entering, and selling it on. With the profit they made, they started an initiative giving free organic vegan food to the ( Read more... )

...I should add for all of you who will never see it that in Edinburgh my grandpa died, and I had an ill-advised burst of greif-shearing, which is the name I've given to the process whereby i get really upset about something completely unrelated and as a result shave my head. It's happened twice now. This time I gave myself a mohican. It looked ( Read more... )

hi guys.

I'm sort of abandoning the idea of livejournal and replacing it with a traveljournal in myhead. Otherwise i just seem to write about who I'm sleeping with and how i'm feeling the whole time, which is self-indulgent. So now, I'm going to write about who I'm sleeping with and how i'm feeling IN INDIA, which allows me the illusion that it ( Read more... )

so especially anjylle, _whizzbee_ and djprocyon - oh! and purplestuart because he knows everybody in the known universe...although actually ANYBODY WHO READS THIS

I'm looking for work at the Edinburgh festival. do you know of anyone who needs workers to do anything, or of where I could find a job (and a squat - preferably a squat that isnt full of junkies who will steal all my money ( Read more... )

So, everyone is somewhere on a sliding scale of super-adjusted to completely insane, right? And people fluctuate on the scale all their lives, leaping about from crazy to slightly nuerotic to happy to manic and back again. This is normal. In their teens when they're basically still getting used to the idea of being human, people usually take a trip ( Read more... )

A couple of people (although not actually people from LJ) have complained about me being off the map for a little bit, so in case i seem unfriendly the deal is
I start my finals tomorrow!!GAHJibberjibberSpazSqueeeeee ( Read more... )

....tomorrow. But only for a little over a week. Anything good on?
See you soon you beautiful little peoples!
M xxx