I started a new LJ. This shall likely be my last post as mina4breakfast.

My new lj name is brownshell. I haven't talked to a lot of you guys in awhile and would like to make contact again. Please add me as a friend if you want to!

The stories are online for the first time ever! Soon to be added, the 5th chapter when Patrick emails it to me! Woooo ( Read more... )

It's study hall. Nobody likes yellow markerboard markers. So three of my students are covering the entire board in yellow marker to "use them up" so they "won't be in the way anymore." There are six of them. I have taken photographs ( Read more... )

Okay, I know you're all tired of school stories, but today in 4th period we had a "who can make the most realistic fart noise" contest. Dakota won. We made a symphony. I fell on the floor laughing and a kid had to help me up.

Carl: What are some bad habits that you all want to break ( Read more... )

Well, another weekend happened. They go so fast, but so little is actually accomplished. Patrick and I watched a terrible movie adaptation of Beowulf. I pretty much vomited my brain out. I got really drunk on Friday night and wrote like nine pages of absolute nonsense about my online dating experiences, amongst other things. I had another date with ( Read more... )

There are bastards out there on the internet who make it their business to piss you off. They will friend you for no reason on LiveJournal just to make you write them increasingly angry letters. It's called serial adding. Beware of these fuckers. They have been after my colleague Jay's livejournal he keeps for his class. Maybe this is something you ( Read more... )

Oh my God. I can't believe I let myself out of the house wearing this sweater. It's a castoff from a friend that didn't fit her anymore. I thought it looked fun and kind of hippie-ish. Now that I'm here at school, I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I can't believe I'm wearing it. It's brown, with tassles on the bottom. Why. Why why why why why ( Read more... )

Okay, I had this absolutely hilarious dream the other night. I went to this house I thought was one of those fun haunted houses like for Halloween, or a wax museum or something. So I go in there and there's all these rooms with wax figures set up in various scenes, and I'm thinking, this is creepy ( Read more... )

I'm in trouble!

I really like this guy I'm dating that I met on match.com. But yesterday I went out with ANOTHER DUDE from the same website and I really like him too. Maybe more. I'm not sure. We have plans for plans this weekend. I feel like I'm on a TV show. The internet is a treasure trove of grad student hotties!