Big Albino Burmese Python (and no that isn't my nick name for my gorgeous penis)

[minataurman]

So I got bitten a few times by an evil snake who will die and go to hell by my hand, I swear it. It left a perfect little open jaw mark on my palm. Didn't even realise I was cut till the blood trickled down my arm and onto the floor. The damn teeth are so sharp I didn't even feel them puncture my skin. Fucking snake man! It would be a cool ass scar

Comments

[bluecraze]

your subject.....oh god nvm....im not even gunna go there haha.
♥

[minataurman]

oh no please go there I insist. I am extremely curious about what you were gonna say.

[mackdaddymoe]

It's not a gorgeous penis you twat...

"enormous penis" thats the cool word of the day mutherfucker...

By the way hello.. I've been UBER fuckin pissed at you for a while about how you left for new york without saying goodbye to me or any other people... i needed to tell you that, but it's not like im bleeding, so lets just say

fuck it

I miss my italian love doll like greg lugainus misses the pool.

but i hear you're back, so let's make shit happen.

239-645-3372

A movie? Billiards? Or just a bite at lefty's. what ever it be.

-Moe