Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

[mindcomp101]

as seen on craigslist:

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the

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[sugrc0atdlies]

haha. Thanks, I needed that laugh.

Good to see you're still alive, btw.

[essgee]

CORNY! HELLO!