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[mindcomp101]

My friends and I sometimes have weird conversations. I don't know where the question came from or where he was going with it when asking the group....

"If you had the chance to suck any animal off for $800,000  what would it be?"

If I'm gonna get rich sucking animals, I'm going all out... Give me a fucking Grizzly bear.

Luckily I'll get mauled and

Comments

[sugrc0atdlies]

Indeed, that is a weird question to come up with. What was his answer?

[mindcomp101]

he said a snail. I called him a dumbass because a snail's a mollusk. not an animal.
then i bit his nose off.

[sugrc0atdlies]

If you suck a snail off, how can you tell when it cums?

[bobthepieman]

The way the question is structured makes it seem like you PAY to suck off the animal.

[mindcomp101]

shit.. maybe you would pay for sucking off animals.