March 8th is International Womens Day


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My friends and I sometimes have weird conversations. I don't know where the question came from or where he was going with it when asking the group....

"If you had the chance to suck any animal off for $800,000  what would it be?"

If I'm gonna get rich sucking animals, I'm going all out... Give me a fucking Grizzly bear.

Luckily I'll get mauled and ( Read more... )

I am not dating anyone. It's pretty badass. I think I'm not dating chicks because I don't think about them often. I kind of have unusual thoughts. When someone is drinking, they are usually thinking about chicks and how they can score with chicks. Not me. I'm thinking about how badass teepee's are. Or about how awesome shining a powerful laser on a ( Read more... )

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I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the ( Read more... )

to see my art, go to my deviant art site.

My first thought when I wake up in the mornings is that I have to pee. My second thought is a longtime dream that I'll be one of very few survivors in a horrible worldwide zombie-making epidemic and I get to spend my days from hereforth killing zombies.

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I'm still learning this wacom thing. It's hard to look up to my monitor to see where my pen is going in my lap.

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My Bingo Boss called me today and begged me to come back ( Read more... )

Another picture. This one's called "Bird Brain"


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