Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

[mindcomp101]

as seen on craigslist:

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the

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[a1t3reg0]

hahaha

gold.

[barelydave]

OH CORNIE! You slay me. You slick devil. HAHA

[weezergirly]

Hah. That's awesome.

But, not all american women are sluts. Most of them are, just not all. ;)

[mol0tovcocktail]

hehe brilliant, should have recorded the reaction somehow. I'd pay to see it

[temptedbyfate]

Cornie! That is sooo funny!

And, HI! btw, I never hear from you anymore.:/