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mmmkay...fabulous time in AZ this week - Grand Canyon, cousin time, D'backs beat the Red Sox...the weather was cooperative as well, only getting up in the hundreds today as i was leaving (110 degrees...yikes). at the canyon that is grand and looks fake (like a backdrop or something) we hiked a little ways down Bright Angel Trail and I was almost ( Read more... )

COME SEE ME AS LARRY THE CUCUMBER FROM VEGGIE TALES. True story: Friday, July 9th at Eternity Happens Christian Store in the Wal-Mart shopping center, 10:45, be there. Caroline Ballowe is Bob the Tomato. Not kidding. You can even get a free balloon! I will also be Larry from 6-7 Friday night, and sometime between 1 and 3 on Saturday.

In other news ( Read more... )

...And Added Some Strychnine To Her Birth Control Pills

Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card.
Woman: Why?
Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here.
Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense.
Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It ( Read more... )

Well, the photos are printed out and one step closer to being in an album. Awesome.

Today we were doing inventory for the store. Basically I got paid to watch "Must Love Dogs" and unpack some boxes. Sweet. Also, for grand opening week (week of July 3rd I think), everything in the store is 20% off! And I might get to be Larry the Cucumber from ( Read more... )

I AM HOME. And it is not so eventful. But still pretty wonderful. I bum around the house, do some gardening, etc ( Read more... )

May I become at all times, both now and forever, 
A protector for those without protection
A guide for those who have lost their way
A ship for those with oceans to cross
A bridge for those with rivers to cross
A sanctuary for those in danger
A lamp for those without light
A place of refuge for those who lack shelter
And a servant to all in need.

I went to Copenhagen, it was awesome. I saw the Hans Christian Andersen and Little Mermaid statues, sent many many postcards, saw some cool museums, saw Inside Man in ENGLISH! It was such a good movie, too. Fun times.

I went to Prague, it was also awesome. There were tons of American tourists. The city is beautiful. We went to this cool blacklight ( Read more... )

[] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.
[1] I have read a lot of books.
[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[] I have been to Canada.
[2] I have been to Europe.
[] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[3] I have tripped UP the stairs.
[4] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[5] I have ( Read more... )

Thursday : Lena and her friend Sebastian visiting from Germany (studying law in Geneva...ooolala) picked me up at the airport; took the metro to Lena's place; proceeded to meet lots of Spaniards with kisses (kind of weirded me out at first, but hey, here's to culture...). Another thing about culture - people in Spain do not sleep. Ever. We met ( Read more... )